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Yoex Ninja:

Yeah, My second attempt at this,i actually think i got it this time,will be posting more in time

~Brought to you by your #1 sexy emo,yoex




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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im soo horny right now
You: O.O
You: Me toooooooooooooooo.
You: So ******** horny
You: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.
Stranger: m/f;)
You: take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.
Stranger: ohh yehhh
You: I smack you thick booty.
Stranger: mmmmmm
You: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.
I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.
Stranger: den id go down on u
Stranger: an suck ur hige *Bleep* toss it off so hard
You: I peel some bananas.
Stranger: a load of cum wif come out
You: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.
You: Are you there? D<<
Stranger: ofcourse
Stranger: jst fingering myself sorry baby
You: Ooh
You: Good
You: Im jerking off also
You: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
Stranger: ohhh
You: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.
Stranger: i would love to suck u off right now babe
You: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.
You: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
You: yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
Stranger: i wanna **** stone cold
You: Its cool stone cold she was a ***** anyway.
You: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               

CW's *Bleep* up Shit

[20:56] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: you mexican nggr
[20:56] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: stop giving out my msn to other nggrs D<<
[20:56] Yoex: D<
[20:57] Yoex: I said wood.you D<<
[20:57] Yoex: and
[20:57] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: D<<
[20:57] Yoex: it was me on ryan's msn D<<
[20:57] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: well some nggrs added me D<<
[20:57] Yoex:
[20:57] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: including you D<<
[20:57] Yoex: D<<
[20:57] Yoex: I didnt give it to no one
[20:57] Yoex: Except ryan
[20:57] Yoex: aka me
[20:58] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: you lyin hoe D<<
[20:58] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: smack yourself for me D<<
[20:58] Yoex: rofl
[20:58] Yoex: i smacked something else D<
[20:59] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: :$
[20:59] Yoex: D<<
[20:59] Yoex: Why do every time i talk w/ u i get a cramp? D<<
[21:01] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: hahaha
[21:01] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: relax yourself bby :$
[21:02] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: i ll be gentle :$
[21:02] Yoex:
[21:02] Yoex: you pedo
[21:02] Yoex: Im 7 >(
[21:02] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: even better
[21:02] Yoex: ryan linked me this RP site
[21:02] Yoex: he made a topic
[21:02] Yoex: with like 45k post D<<<
[21:05] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: lmao
[21:05] Yoex: its called "The great ninja War"
[21:07] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: what a gay name
[21:07] Yoex: omfg
[21:07] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: should be named: "CW WE <3 YOU"
[21:07] Yoex: im trying to join the site
[21:08] Yoex: But angel of death is taken D<<
[21:08] Yoex: --angel of death-- taken
[21:08] Yoex: x-angel of death-x taken
[21:08] Yoex: D<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
[21:13] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: lmao
[21:13] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: such gay emo names D<<
[21:13] Yoex: Angel.of.death taken
[21:13] Yoex: Angel mother******** of death
[21:13] Yoex: ..................
[21:13] Yoex: ...............
[21:13] Yoex: Taken wth D<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<,
[21:14] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: :-O
[21:14] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: i bet they're all ryan's accounts
[21:14] Yoex: D<
[21:15] Yoex: CW -- taken
[21:15] Yoex: eek
[21:17] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: D<<
[21:17] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: no way D<<
[21:17] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: *Bleep* ryan D<<
[21:22] Yoex: Crazy Wood --- Taken
[21:23] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: wtf D<<
[21:23] Yoex: Dude
[21:23] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: link me to that site D<<
[21:23] Yoex: So thats were you had been all this time d,,
[21:23] Yoex: D<<
[21:25] Yoex: fanfiction.net
[21:30] Yoex: eek
[21:30] Yoex: u hoe
[21:30] Yoex: Stop RPing and do sagas shit D<<
[21:38] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: dude i dont know that fail site D<<
[21:39] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: and ya my bad someone was at the door
[21:39] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: and i dont rp D<<
[21:39] Yoex: D<<
[21:39] Yoex: Im telling everyone you hoe D<<
[21:39] Yoex: Door my ass,you were getting e-killed my artix the dark knight D<<<
[21:39] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: lmao
[21:39] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: wtf? EEK
[21:40] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: where are you gettin all these names from? D<<
[21:40] Yoex: ryan rofl
[21:40] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1:
[21:41] Yoex:
[21:41] Yoex: <=o
[21:41] Yoex: That aida chick
[21:41] Yoex: She's been in that site more than 2 years
[21:41] Yoex: she's 20 years old
[21:41] Yoex: and has 2 kids
[21:41] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: lmao
[21:41] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: wtf wtf?
[21:41] Yoex: thats what i said
[21:42] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: wtf wtf? D<<
[21:42] Yoex: D<<
[21:42] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: has 2 kids? EEK
[21:42] Yoex: D<<
[21:42] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: hahahaha
[21:42] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: wtf wtf
[21:43] Yoex: yeah
[21:43] Yoex: i facepalmed it
[21:43] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: hahahaha
[21:43] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: WOW
[21:43] Yoex: post it in the cafe
[21:44] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: the **** hoe?
[21:44] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: i aint ur *****
[21:44] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: but seriously . . . . she has 2 kids?
[21:45] Yoex: Yup
[21:45] Yoex: naw dont post it D<<
[21:45] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: that gemini chick is like 24-25 and last time when i was on NPC Konohamaru she wanted to cyber with me EEK
[21:45] Yoex: yeah
[21:45] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: i asked for pics, and she gave me her preggy pics, i was like wtf . . .how is this a turn on? D<<
[21:45] Yoex: she's a e-hoe D<<
[21:46] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: ya nig D<<
[21:46] Yoex: Lol
[21:46] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: she wanted me to tap that preggy ass
[21:47] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: that's kinda nasty, wut if u tap a preggy chick, and feel her baby with ur *****
[21:47] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: will that make u a pedo? EEK
[21:47] Yoex: HAhahahahahaahahaaa
[21:49] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: u know wut else will be nasty? wut if when u're doin it w/ a preggy chick, her water breaks mellow
[21:49] Yoex: ur *Bleep* up homeboy
[21:50] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: i wonder wut'll happen in that situation hmm
[21:50] Yoex: ur srsly *Bleep* up
[21:50] Yoex: you need help man
[21:50] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: i dont think i ll be able to **** another chick if that happens to me EEK
[21:50] Yoex: EEK
[21:50] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: ahhhh mannn
[21:50] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: look wut u made me do faggg D<<
[21:50] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: now i can imagine that shit in my head D<<
[21:51] Yoex: Me? D<<
[21:51] Yoex: Its your ass imagening that shit D<<
[21:51] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: u're the one who started this shit first D<<
[21:51] Yoex: wth? D<<
[21:51] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: u're *Bleep* up man D<<
[21:51] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: u need help man seriously D<<
[21:52] Yoex: D<<<<<<
[21:52] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: thinking about tappin preggo chicks D<<
[21:52] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: no Yoex no D<<
[21:52] Yoex: wth D<
[21:53] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: ahhh mannn
[21:53] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: i can imagine that shit
[21:53] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: tappin a preggy chick, and when u pull out, u see blood on ur *****
[21:54] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: and prolly a hand from the kid inside that belly
[21:54] Yoex: :$
[21:54] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: ohhh dude
[21:54] Yoex: :$$$$
[21:54] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: wut if u tap a preggy chick, and when u pull out
[21:54] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: u see a baby hand on ur *****
[21:54] Yoex: Well
[21:54] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: hmm
[21:54] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: that'll be fcked
[21:54] Yoex: your wouldnt be tapping her if she was pregg
[21:55] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: i said WHAT IF D<<
[21:55] Yoex: D<<
[21:55] Yoex: Anal the hoe or sumthning D<<
[21:55] Yoex: Dont come at me with your life problems D<<
[21:55] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: lmao
[21:55] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: stfu niggr
[21:55] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: u ***** started this shit
[21:56] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: i continued it (hh)
[21:56] Yoex: :$
[21:57] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: but ya
[21:57] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: still didnt get an answer mellow
[21:57] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: wut would u do in that situation? mellow
[21:57] Yoex: Hm
[21:57] Yoex: Well
[21:57] Yoex: I would like..
[21:58] Yoex: Run da *Bleep* out
[21:58] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: with the baby's hand on ur *****? EEK
[21:59] Yoex: ill take it off?
[21:59] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: u're sick man D<<
[21:59] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: u're sick D<<
[21:59] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: U NEED HELP NIG D<<
[21:59] Yoex: D<<
[21:59] Yoex: ME?
[22:00] Yoex: Your the one ******** a pregg chick D<<
[22:00] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: If you were SANE you wouldnt TAP a preggy chick in the first place D<<
[22:00] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: no i just said WHAT IF, and then u continued about how u wanna **** a preggy chick D<<
[22:00] Yoex:
[22:00] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: oh u know wut else will be fcked, wut if the chick is expectin twins
[22:00] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: and u **** her . . . . and u feel both the kids with ur *****
[22:01] Yoex: <=0
[22:01] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: OR octomom :-O
[22:01] Yoex: >____>
[22:01] Yoex: Alright
[22:01] Yoex: ima stop you right there
[22:01] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: u **** her when she was preg.
[22:01] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: hahahha
[22:01] Yoex: Bleh
[22:01] Yoex: and
[22:01] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: u'd shoot all over those 8 kids
[22:01] Yoex: The kids are like touching your *****
[22:01] Yoex: >=o
[22:01] Yoex: you perv
[22:02] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: they'll think its some kind of a moisturizing lotion or some shit
[22:02] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: you're sick man
[22:02] Yoex:
[22:02] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: thinkin about ***** octomom
[22:02] Yoex: Your sick d<<
[22:02] Yoex: D<<
[22:02] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: seriously u're fcked
[22:02] Yoex: D<
[22:03] Yoex: What if
[22:03] Yoex: You get 1 of those kids pregg
[22:03] Yoex: and they have the baby right there because of some mutant shit X.x
[22:03] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1:
[22:03] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: that's some deep thinkin right there
[22:04] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: u're fcked man D<<
[22:04] Yoex: F you CW D<<
[22:04] Yoex: YOur making me think shit D<
[22:04] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: ngga u wish u could **** me D<<
[22:04] Yoex: D<
[22:04] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: and u're fcked man
[22:04] Yoex: That has nothing to do with this convo D<<
[22:05] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: thinkin about gettin those kids pregg while they're still inside they're preggy mother D<<
[22:05] Yoex: what if
[22:05] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: ohh . . . that'll be kinda fcked up. Those kids give birth INSIDE the preggy's belly mellow and then they get pregg as well
[22:05] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: dudeee
[22:05] Yoex: ur *Bleep* up D<
[22:06] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: ***** . . . that preggy chick will give birth to like 100 kids that way
[22:06] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: just think how she would look after that
[22:06] Yoex: Hahaha
[22:06] Yoex: and
[22:06] Yoex: at the end their all black D<
[22:06] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: hahaha
[22:06] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: so they'll be ur kids :$
[22:06] Yoex: and 1 asian
[22:06] Yoex: me?
[22:06] Yoex: Your black! D<
[22:07] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: im not black u blind ***** D<<
[22:08] Yoex: Im not asian D<
[22:09] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: stfu beaner D<<
[22:09] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: u are now D<<
[22:09] Yoex: well
[22:09] Yoex: then your blacker than zaraki now D<
[22:09] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: the hell nig
[22:10] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: stretch your eye lids upwards ***** D<<
[22:10] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: maybe u ll see better D<<
[22:10] Yoex: D<
[22:10] Yoex: Get on that NPC and *Bleep* that preggy chick
[22:12] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: dudee
[22:12] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: u're fcked man D<<
[22:13] Yoex: D<
[22:13] Yoex: Hmm
[22:13] Yoex: Is that NPC still alive?
[22:13] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: ya
[22:13] Yoex: Hump
[22:13] Yoex: Remind me to kill it
[22:14] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: u need help nig D<<
[22:14] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: killing a kid NPC D<<
[22:14] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: will u feel like a man after e-killing that poor lil npc? D<<
[22:15] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: and btw i made that NPC for ryan EEK just so he can have someone to "e-kill" EEK
[22:15] Yoex: EEK
[22:15] Yoex: Srsly?
[22:15] Yoex: And so far no one has killed it
[22:16] [»§þïñnêr«] 6-1: ya i know
[22:16] Yoex: well i g2g,posting this in sagas so everyone knows what a perverted *Bleep* you are D<<                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               

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My 3rd sig.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              

Megan Fox a man?

LOS ANGELES, CA – The internet has been abuzz since this Sunday’s Golden Globes ceremony, where Megan Fox jokingly remarked that she looked like a man.

When interviewed on the red carpet, she said “I look like Alan Alda in drag. I’m a tranny. I’m a man.”

At the time, reporters passed it off as a jovial attempt to cover for her nerves.

However, today she has cleared the air and officially reported: she’s really a man.

Megan Fox was born Mitchell Reed Fox in Rockwood, Tennessee. From an early age, Mitchell showed an interest in both performing and women’s clothing. When having a preacher lay hands on him did not ‘cure’ him of these interests, his parents simply put him on the pageant circuit.

By the age of 13, Mitchell had already started a career as a female child performer called ‘Megan Fox’. Making her debut on an Olsen Twins straight-to-video release, the twins have kept his secret all this time.

As a sweet 16 present, Fox’s parents offered him sexual reassignment surgery, which, given their child’s career, they’d hoped to write off as a business expense. Unfortunately laws prohibit such surgery to be done to minors.

Since then Megan has been working non-stop, and been included on many Hottest Women lists in publications around the world.

Megan, as she goes by now exclusively, also noted this Sunday how much she wants Salma Hayek’s figure. She has even scheduled surgery later this month to get it. After the two met in New York this week, Hayek offered to have a cast made of her bust so doctors can match them exactly on Megan Fox’s chest.

The internet is already speculating whether this news will be worked into the plot of the upcoming Transformers sequel.